Bistro Tea Towel – God Promised Good Wives Quote

Looking for a gift with classic tongue-in-cheek humour? The Bistro Tea Towel – Good Obedient Wives Funny Quote is a playful pick for couples who appreciate a little wit.

“God promised Man there would be Good, Obedient Wives in all corners of the world. Then He made the Earth round… and laughed and laughed.”

Designed for decorative display and lighthearted gifting, this bistro towel wraps beautifully around a bottle of wine for a clever presentation or can be styled as an overlay towel in a powder room — a humorous daily reminder not to take life (or marriage) too seriously.

Why You’ll Love It

• 100% cotton herringbone
• Hand printed design
• Generous 16 x 26 inch size
• Substantial 6.30 oz weight
• Machine washable
• Not a flour sack towel
• A playful gift for weddings, anniversaries, or couples
• Wrap around a wine bottle for a clever presentation