Bistro Tea Towel – Life’s a Journey Funny Quote

Looking for a gift that celebrates living life to the fullest — with a little humour along the way? The Bistro Tea Towel – Life’s a Journey Funny Quote is a bold and playful choice.

“Life’s journey is not to arrive safely at the grave in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy Cow, What a ride!’”

Hand printed on 100% cotton herringbone, this substantial bistro towel is designed for decorative display and spirited gifting. Wrap it around a bottle of wine for a memorable presentation or style it as an overlay towel in a powder room for a fun, conversation-starting touch.

Why You’ll Love It

• 100% cotton herringbone
• Hand printed design
• Generous 16 x 26 inch size
• Substantial 6.30 oz weight
• Machine washable
• Not a flour sack towel
• Perfect milestone birthday or retirement gift
• Wrap around a wine bottle for clever presentation