Bistro Tea Towel – Funny Wine Quote

Looking for a gift that’s clever, lighthearted, and guaranteed to get a laugh? The Bistro Tea Towel – Wine Is Like Duct Tape Quote is a perfect pick for wine lovers.

“Wine is like duct tape… it fixes everything.”

This fun kitchen tea towel is hand printed on 100% cotton herringbone, giving it a more substantial, textured feel — not a thin flour sack towel. Designed for decorative display and gifting, it makes a playful hostess gift, wine night accessory, or charming overlay towel in a powder room. Wrap it around a favourite bottle for a clever, ready-to-give presentation.

Why You’ll Love It

• 100% cotton herringbone
• Hand printed design
• Generous 16 x 26 inch size
• Substantial 6.30 oz weight
• Machine washable
• Not a flour sack towel
• Perfect gift for any occasion
• Wrap around a wine bottle for clever presentation