Bistro Tea Towel – Happy on Monday Retired Quote

Looking for the perfect retirement gift with a sense of humour? The Bistro Tea Towel – Happy on Monday Retired Quote celebrates the freedom that comes with this new chapter.

“What do you call a person who’s happy on Monday? RETIRED.”

Designed for decorative display and cheerful gifting, this bistro towel wraps beautifully around a bottle of wine for a clever retirement presentation or can be styled as an overlay towel in a powder room — a playful daily reminder to enjoy retirement.

Why You’ll Love It

• 100% cotton herringbone
• Hand printed design
• Generous 16 x 26 inch size
• Substantial 6.30 oz weight
• Machine washable
• Not a flour sack towel
• Perfect retirement gift
• Wrap around a wine bottle for a clever presentation